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Perfect song for a Friday: Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq's I'm No More Fucks to Give 😂
youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!

Phillip Marlowe was a coffee snob, using a vacuum coffee maker for his brew. Cream and two sugars.

Note to self: many passwords will not work until the keyboard is switched back to English from Swedish.

In the medieval period, brawn referred to meat in general, often pork. Modern brawn is typically made by simmering a pig's head and trotters, and keeping it in the gelatin produced. It is called head cheese in North America. The hardest part of making it can be sourcing the head in the first place.

Good though.

Today's favorite Latin sentence is: Iuvenis cum psittaco irato in foro est - the youth is in the forum with an angry parrot.

RT @Ada_Palmer@twitter.com

Differences in the chemical composition of urine caused by changes in diet mean that many medieval recipes for paint etc don’t work right unless you get the urine from someone whose diet resembles a medieval one. (Tested in illuminated manuscript labs, thank you book historians!) twitter.com/ada_palmer/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Ada_Palmer/status/

Want to be a berserker? It's not the bearskin that does the job:
medievalists.net/2019/09/did-h

Irish dictionary:
medievalists.net/2019/09/lost-
(some of those should've stayed lost)

Health, Medieval style (which looks rather modern, mostly):
medievalists.net/2019/09/six-m

Last but far from least --- It's 14th century London, and everyone's white, right? Right??
Wrong!!:
medievalists.net/2019/09/black
Note especially the mixed-ancestry folks.

"The Torture Victim's Backside Hymnal" – music transcribed and played from a sheet music inscription on the butt cheeks of a torture victim in Hieronymus Bosch's "The Garden Of Earthly Delights."

The piano arrangement is surprisingly plinky and cheerful (The Ice Cream Truck Of Earthly Delights?) and there's a Gregorian chant version linked too.

cnet.com/news/listen-to-the-mu

Sentences in today's duolingo Latin include: 'the husband has a husband' and 'the wife has a wife.'

Excellent.

Right call - I finished the first book in Ely, fifteen minutes from home.

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The number of pages left in my current book was right on the edge - I had to decide whether to take another book or risk having nothing to read for the last few minutes of my commute. I took the second book and now find myself reading faster than usual because if I don't finish the first one, I'll have been hauling the second one around all day for no reason.

The first Self-Defense cocktail of the season - basically a vodka sour, but with Self-Defense Cider instead of the citrus. - aspiringluddite.com/PlusPoraPi - (Our apple tree has all kinds of very tart windfall apples. I don't want to them to go to waste. I have to make cider in self-defense.)

Did I mention that I got one of these the other week? It’s for when my bike is down and I need a backup mode of transport.
Really.

xkcd.com/2188/

Favorite quote so far:

'More than that, the authors seem to regard the retention of the ‘warrior grave’ hypothesis as a badge of scholarly integrity rather than seeing it as perpetuating a problematic and widely discounted inheritance of an antiquarian functionalist reading of burial assemblages. '

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